We are such musical people

R: Sarah Brightman is married to Andrew Lloyd Webber.

M: I prefer his brother, Mongo.
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B: Do you ever use your teeth when you're drinking from a glass? Like, to steady it?

R: Uhh, I was a flutist for... 21 years, so I trust my lips to control glasses that come up to my mouth. They got that shit handled.

S: Uhuh, "glasses."

B: The D.

R: Yup, D-major. Actually, D-minor. Definitely D-minor.

M: ::cries::

M has other winning qualities. I repeat to myself over and over again.

What's off to the side is our slow cooker, full of pork and apples.

Watching "Call the Midwife"

Upon seeing a putatively stillborn baby, M comes out with, "Something old, something new, something borrowed, something... well... you know."

Further beard adventures

M brought home only the smell of the burger. It was enough.

Fashionably late

We don't have to be there RIGHT on time, do we?

...Snek, who invited us?

Oh right, Mussolini. Let's be on time.

Misleading

You got some mail.

Anything good?

Looks like an Explanation of Benefits from insurance.

Yeah, the explanation is that there are no benefits of having my insurance.

I hate being an adult.

A Linguistic Revelation

Apparently, the name "Titleist" is not pronounced 'tit-lysed'

Tell your friends.

Cell on the counter, R in the living room

My phone is too far away for me to tell my sister how awesome I am!

You like my beard?

Yeah, it's pretty hot.

Yeeeeeeaaahaaaaa, I did somethin' sexy with mah face!

You know...

... it's like that feeling you get at a funeral, when you want to tip over the coffin. You'd never DO it, but you wonder what would happen if you did.