M has other winning qualities. I repeat to myself over and over again.

What's off to the side is our slow cooker, full of pork and apples.

Watching "Call the Midwife"

Upon seeing a putatively stillborn baby, M comes out with, "Something old, something new, something borrowed, something... well... you know."

Further beard adventures

M brought home only the smell of the burger. It was enough.

Fashionably late

We don't have to be there RIGHT on time, do we?

...Snek, who invited us?

Oh right, Mussolini. Let's be on time.

Misleading

You got some mail.

Anything good?

Looks like an Explanation of Benefits from insurance.

Yeah, the explanation is that there are no benefits of having my insurance.

I hate being an adult.

A Linguistic Revelation

Apparently, the name "Titleist" is not pronounced 'tit-lysed'

Tell your friends.