Cell on the counter, R in the living room

My phone is too far away for me to tell my sister how awesome I am!

You like my beard?

Yeah, it's pretty hot.

Yeeeeeeaaahaaaaa, I did somethin' sexy with mah face!

You know...

... it's like that feeling you get at a funeral, when you want to tip over the coffin. You'd never DO it, but you wonder what would happen if you did.