If
ever you should want to blend* into the Food Network and be accepted as
their leader, there are certain patterns of speech that will help you.
- Try
to avoid normal verbs. You assert kitchen dominance by flaunting your
largesse when you say "give it a whisk" instead of "whisk it." You are a
generous kitchen god.
-OR-
- If
you wish to inspire your followers, add "up" to any verb. "Whisk it up"
adds entertainment value to any dish! No better way to rally your
culinary troops than to be peppy about whisking.
For maximum Food Networking, combine these and "give it a whisk up."
This is the shibboleth by which you will gain entry to the lofty ranks of the Food Network.
*Correctly rendered as "give it a blend" or "blend it up"
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